Wednesday, September 20, 2006

ok. tee asked me how come i never update here for so long. ok i am lazy....

so from now on, i shall make it a point to update here!!!!

Saturday, July 15, 2006

on off today. damm shiok. was happily sleeping when damm! the phone start ringing. it is always like that. can't get a peaceful sleep whenever i am on off. woke up then cannot sleep liao. feeling damm pissed off!

just caught desperate housewives on tv. the last scene sort of left a deep impression in me. it is about gabrielle solis new adopted baby being taken back by the birth mother. this is the first time in the series i guess that showed the other side of gabrielle. she is normally portrayed as a spoilt brat bitch but today, it actually showed the motherly side of her. initially she didn't want to have a baby, but when she lost hers, she began to feel more like a mother and eventually loved the baby so much. really, motherly love seems to be inborn to all women. tat day my cousin just said she don't want to take care of her baby, throw to my aunt to take care, then i was telling her, once you give birth to the baby, you would not bear to part with it. like what my mum always tell me, she feel so lost whenever i am not at home. i should really start spending time at home. she is complaining that she only get to see me for less than 24 hrs per week. weekdays are all taken up by tuition and camp duties, left with weekend. .she was persuading me not to take up another tuition lah. she say she will die die see me through my uni education. i just want to be independent financially. i wouldn't want her to work that hard. she was deciding on another part time night job and i strongly object to that! i told her, dun worry, by hook by crook, i will be ablet to pull myself through uni. at most everyday go sch then come home loh. no need to spend unnecessary. at this stage, i think i shld be ok. fees can be paid by cpf. then got some savings to see thru the expenses. plus i think i will still teach tuition during uni. so i guess it's not gonna be that hard. still enough money to spurge on myself, like going on holiday. seriously can't wait to get out of the country, even if it is just to msia. mean while, i should try to spend more time at home with her.

also, i finally got my ass down to BBDC to register for driving course. decided to dig into my savings to finance the course. will pay back the money slowly. really a lot of people registering for lessons. then while i was at the booking terminal booking my theory lessons, suddenly got one whole group of ppl coming to the terminals, guess they have just ended lesson and they are booking the next. luckily i went to the terminals early. 1 min later i think i would be queueing down there like an idiot. wee!! can't wait to drive!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

happened to see this online. haven seen this scene before. this is so fuc*ing funny!!!!!




i am damm evil. laughing at people fall. but the ending part is really ...... how pathetic can modelling get? have to crawl out. but true, those pairs of shoes aren't meant for walking. remember way back then platform shoes were the 'in' thing and i seriously wonder why those girls would torture themselves by wearing those shoes.

Monday, July 10, 2006

headbutt



This seems to have been the talk of the town today. though i didn't manage to catch the match yesterday, i find it a silly way, esp when it is his last game. oh well, france still lost in the penalty showdown. had i known, i should have forced myself to stay awake yesterday night to watch, but i was simply just too tired to wake up in camp to catch the match. and the head butting thing has influenced us in the medical centre. we were basically head butting each other today. we were speculating, what did materazzi said to zidane, and things like " i fuc*ed ur wife" n "your child is mine" came out. LOL!

Found this article on I weekly. interesting!

为何超人离开新加坡? (假设他又来过)

01) 因为医生每天抓他去验, 看他有没有染上禽流感。 他超烦: " I am not a bird!"
02) 因为交警只允许他在樟宜机场起飞及降落。 他超“显”:"I am not a plane!"
03) 因为报纸天天登他底裤外穿的“穿帮”照。他超起:"我没有'穿帮',I am Superman!"
04)因为他轻轻一飞,就飞出新加坡上空,闯入邻国领域,掀起两边口水战,他超无奈。
05) 因为“超人”的福建话跟“臭人”很像,他超困惑。
06)因为他还没入境,就听说这里已经有“Superband","superstar", "super idol" 和 "super即溶麦片", 哇小小400万人口这么多超人家族,哪里还需要他来拯救?
07)因为他超不爽每天被人念“: 跟你说过多少次, 要先拯救这个,这个,这个和这个选区的居民, 最后才能拯救“那两个”选区的居民。
08)因为新加坡人不喜欢整天有底裤在自己头上晃来晃去的感觉,超suay的。
09)因为天气超热,就算是超人,每天穿蓝色紧身衣, 也会中暑。
10)因为每个人看见她,都跟他求4个号码,他的压力超大。

Sunday, July 09, 2006

i initally thought of not coming home tonight. tmr morn come home, take things and book in directly. but i think i better come home. so many things unsettled. dun wanna rush like mad tmr morn. sibei sian. duty. then tmr cannot slack. got work to complete.

was out practically the whole day. woke up late and had to rush out of the house for tuition with bryan. u see, i hate rushing, so i was like forget this forget that and i had to go back to my hse again to get my phone. the 2 hrs today seems like forever leh. taught him what he needs to know once and he seems to get it. then it was just practice and practice until he also sian. he is seriously rather smart to start off with, but i guess it is because his parents kiasu then want to have tuition. so minimal teaching is done. i began to wonder what to teach him next lesson since his progress is way beyond what is in school. was so happy that the torturous 2 hrs is over.

went down to town to meet aaron n derek for k. decided to drop over to hmv to look for some vcd since i was early. i am looking for 'battle royale'. i am so amazed by the book that i decided to see the movie for myself, see how those students betrayed each other for their own self, and of course how they die. but hmv was under renovation and the vcd section was shifted to level 3 and there is only a small collection. so as expected, cannot find. i need to check something also, is the vcd on sale in singapore? meanwhile, i almost recognise the wrong person. i thought i saw someone is knew, but wasn't very sure. u see, there was eye contact, and i was like ' he is familiar, is he ..... or maybe not??' so i just pretend i dun't know him lah. if he really know me, then i must have looked damm fuc*ing dao lah. argh. i hate such sceneiro.

went to k after that. a freaking long session today. why does time seem to pass so slowly today? though i am enjoying myself, but i feel a bit sleepy towards the end. then start to go off key lah, break voice lah, all sort of crap come out from the mouth. and today i start to sing cantonese song. heh heh. got improvement liao. yeah! must at least be able to speak proper cantonese by yr end! one thing that spoil the session was the fuc*ed up sound system. one of the mic keep getting feedback when you are singing and it is extremely irritating!

went down to hark's cafe after the session. it is a cafe where there are people performing with a live band. qutie good atmosphere for a chat. the singers that they had from some live singing workshop was rather bad. the guest singers did a much better job i would say. aaron and derek sis are currently taking singing lessons at hark's and hearing from them, the sessions seems rather interesting. but lessons are ex lah.

overall, it has been a nice day of music. music is my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 07, 2006

went for a department level meeting today. wow. arrows flying all around. the head of safety was like shooting many many arrows and almost all around kenaed. cannot block arrows, can only deflect (or push) to someone. scary sia. in the first place, i was kena arrowed to go for this stupid meeting when it shld be my snr medic. kena some arrow loh. it is like some of the things i am not directly involved in and yet i have to answer for it. fuk man. it happens all the time. now that there is a new acting snr medic, i am so freaking happy, can push some of the jobs back to him, and i think he knows how to do it much more better than me. looking forward to a much slacker life. yeah! 5 more months!!!!!

i am not sure if it is my brain that has deteoriate or maths has become harder. i am actually stuck at sec 1 maths questions just now during tuition. but i do think her school is crazy also lah. i almost thought i was doing maths olympiad just now. then the other student of mine is really making me vomit blood. wah piang. simple algebra he also dunno. explain alrealdly he still make the same mistake. heard from his mum he has changed a few tutors. the thought of quitting also came across me. but tat is quite gd money lah. and it is only for a few more months. i doubt he gonna make it to o levels. 忍!!!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I haven been well these few days. so suay man. kena mild food posioning. was vomitting non-stop on monday night, then having diarrhoea on tue morn, a fever on wed morn. damm suay man. all sort of illness can come to me at one go. only feeling much better this afternoon. only good thing about this bout of illness would be a weight loss of 3kg in just 2 days.

so with a MC at home, i get to slack and be a couch potato once again. watched a few episodes of 康熙来了. certainly one of my fav variety show. really, i have been watching too much foreign tv show nowadays, as local tv has really become crap. now my comp has become my source of entertainment liao. also spent quite a lot time surfing through crap forums. really amazed at some of the things people said.

now that i got enough students, in just today, i received 3 phone calls asking me if i want anymore students. i guess the kids exams are coming soon and the parents 火烧屁股 alreadly. i am comtemplating whether to take one more, cause the schedule is going to kill me. but looking at the money side... erm.... maybe i shld just sacrifice a few hrs of sleep..

Monday, July 03, 2006

the good old days

was actually bored today so i looked through my songs on my comp and realise damm, it is really freaking lots. started to look out for the older songs that i have not listened to for quite some time. listened to them and it does bring back some memories...

特别的爱给特别的你 - 伍思凯
回家 - 顺子
关怀方式 - 陈汉伟 蔡礼莲 ( a lot of people always thought the female voice was 朱茵. oh man. tat movie was like so many many yrs ago. still remember it was set in the hungry ghost festival of a love story. still remember they were penpals i think and then chen han wei actually came to singapore to look for her and then they fell in love. still, chen han wei character died in the end and zhu yin had to sing for him at the ge tai)
选择 - 叶倩文 林子祥 (this was the classic love song at tat time. a must sing at KTV and during wedding dinner, engagement ceremonies)
至少还有你 - 林忆莲 (remind me of this 全世界的猪都死了 猜一首歌)
寂寞公路 - 伍思凯
祝你一路顺风 - 吴奇隆 (most sang during graduation. then people start to cry)
浪花一朵朵 - 阿牛 光良 任贤齐 (another of the graduation song)
Like a rose - A1 ( I love this song so much)
cry - mandy moore ( i still remember the movie A walk to remember. it is just so sweet)
come what may - evan mcgregor & nicole kidman (from moulin rouge, one of my fav movie in time. still remember the fancy sets and costumes, backed with excellent acting by nicole kidman and of course this sad song)
baby one more time - britney spears (i dun really like britney, but this was the song we did our class dance back in sec 1. and i still remember we got a sucky grade for it when i thought it was quite good)
summer nights - John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John (NJ mass dance. miss those orientation days. everyday in sch was just fun and making new friends. and it is the only period in NJ that i truly miss)
wannabe - spice girls ( i love the spice girls back then. my first cd bought was their album. back then, they were like the hottest girl band on earth. boyband were nothing then. and of course their other hits like 2 become 1, too much, spice up your life etc etc. still remember was spinning the cd over and over again on my cd player until it got scartch! cd were expensive back then. and of course the movie spiceworld ( i think). stupid movie though)
i don't want to miss a thing - aerosmith (from the movie armagedon. one of my fav movie to time too. still remember the scene where the dad sacrifice himself for the whole earth and telling her daughter to live on. that scene was so heart wrentching and i almost teared. imagine seeing your loved ones die in space and all you can see is him through the tv)

getting nostalgic again huh. thanks to all these songs forkeeping me company through my growing years. it is really nice to think back the good old days once in a while.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

oh man. brazil actually lost the match against france! lost tat match in bet also. but, the money i won from the eng-por match covered up my loss. so didn't win or lose any money. unlike a few ppl i know who lose until drop pants. oh shit man. i think i am hooked onto gambling. but i only bet a small sum k.

went to play pool with yz today. he damm tulan also lah. dunno why, just couldn't concentrate on the game. just played damm bad today. and yz hit the white ball out of the table so many damm times. i did also. i don't know what's with me today also. seems like there are many thoughts in my mind. perhaps it is the dread of going back to work tmr. gonna be busy period again. lots of things that i did not clear last week have to be done. new things coming up to tackle. still 5 months to go, yet it looks so long... i feel like the closer the ord, the more i think about it, the more i want it to come. perhaps this is like burdening me. i keep thinking abt what to do after ord. go holiday? go where? find job? do what job? learn driving? sch or private? what to do in nus? stay hall? sch fees? money? i just realised that there are so many things to think about after i ord, esp uni. talking abt fees, it gonna be quite a headache. i want to do so many things, but circumstances forbid me from doing so. headache headache. 船到桥头自然直. let wait till the time come then i think about it.

i can't sleep again..

those crazy japs...

still can't get this part over

Cindy (C): Hello?
C: Har- row??
C:hibachi, beniha teriyaki
Boy (B): nagasaki okinawa hokkaido yokohama
C: karate judo sumo samurai
B: nissan honda mitsubishi shibu
C: hari curry tsunami kamakazee bonsai
B: yamaha nikon casio aiwa
B: minolta hitachi sego toshiba
C: buddah! shitake komomo?
B: tempura sushi sashimiiiiii
C: Fujitsu!!!

it would be such a relief is japanese was really made so easy... haha.

This is some funny shit. from some japanese variety show.



the slapping machine was a great invention. and the old man bites tenderly!!!!!!! wah piang. i laugh until stomach cramp liao.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

i don't usually go crazy over the world cup matches. But today i am. all because i placed a bet on it. thanks to yz huh. my first ticket gone fuc* liao. waiting for england and portugal to draw. lets hope for a no goal match. ok lah. i am not betting a lot. but still, winning is still more shiok. i always consider gambling to be like giving the money away, like spending the money on entertainment. any returns would be just luck, which for me, i have very little of it. and now, oh dear, i am hooked onto soccer bets. but i won't play big, unless i am super super sure that tat team is gonna win. but the ball is round yeah.

watched scary movie 4 with yz today. what a blast. though not as good as the previous 3 instalments, it still provides entertainment. i wonder y it is rated NC-16 when there are like not crude sex jokes. i can't think of any. and when buying ticket, the guy actually asked to see my IC !!! don't i look above 16??? once i flipped open my wallet and he saw my 11b, he said ok liao. do i look tat young?

lots of stupid jokes and spoof in the movie. what i liked most was the part when the girl cindy spoke to the little boy in the grudge. wat honda sushi sashimi mitsubishi sanyo samurai?????? laughing my ass out at tat part.
both my students cancelled this tuition this weekend, which left me freaking free for the whole weekend. one bad thing, loss of income. but i do need a break now and then. gonna catch 2 movies this weekend. woohoo!!! at a price of burning a hole in my pocket...

youtube is really so damm fun! remember the last post on the prank they plan on jap guys, now got another one. so be careful when using the portable toilet. which reminds me of the portable toilet i saw at neo tiew village in LCK. wah lau, i see the inside, i think i rather shit outside in the bushes loh.

freaking funny...





are the japs getting such shit on their tv??

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

ever since i past my 20th birthday. i think want to give me more challenges in life, at work. these few days keep kena casualty. mon send someone to hospital, then go back camp haven even sit down got to send another guy again. WTF.

then the most suay thing came yest morning. woke up at 5.30 am to prepare for ippt. then last min tell me i go cover outfield. wah piang. so last minute. lan lan loh. didn't sleep well, so shag, mind cannot think straight. so suck thumb go loh. but first day ok lah. sleep almost the whole time on the rover. until neck pain back pain butt pain. then this morning was in a daze, suddenly got a call for casualty. wah lau. tat guy seizure. luckily the mo alreadly put an iv, if not i surely stunt liao. i am just not used to outfield first aid lah. even changing the solution pack was like so clumsy. have to send to nuh eventually. ok lah. back to civilisation for a moment. then exercise cut at 6pm loh. sibei sian. kena another guy with 39.8 degree fever towards the end. i was like, not again??? at least the outfield was rather enjoyable with a good company of guys. the signallers, the driver, the reservist medic and of course the safety offr. tell us lots of stories from the olden days army.

i am getting shit luck liao. how???

Monday, June 26, 2006

i am like so sian right now. now i am at plc writing this entry. just sent someone here to report sick. their mo say so, so lan lan loh. then just now just sent someone to NUH and was like waiting there for 4 hrs plus. seen 10 scdf ambu send patient in. damm suay. what a day to start of the first day of my 20 yrs old.

and bad bad news. yz pang seh me liao. no actually also lah. seems like his parents object as it gonna cost quite a lot. but nvm. next time when he go there study still can go visit melbourne. now looking for cheap getaways. dun pang seh again hoh.

i think i gonna be back in camp near to 1am. then 5 am have to wake up again! sibei sian. think i ask for 1/2 day off tmr.

those crazy japs

don't laugh at others learning english. or else you get spanked on the butt!!



ten ten one. ten ten two. ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ...... LOL!!!!!

another stupid funny video. be carful when u press any button. esp when without clothes.





those crazy japs. y can't we get something like this on our tv?

Sunday, June 25, 2006

How i spent my bdae? nothing much. Just a good treat from mum. many greetings from friends. I am satfisfied with it. ain't gonna ask for more. Thanks to all those who remembered my birthday. alreadly 20. one more yr to adulthood. seems like i am so looking forward to it.

yz mentioned that he wanna go to melbourne to recre before going to study. thinking of going with him. i checked around. it ain't cheap. airfare would talke up close to 800. see if we can survive on a tight budget. if we are going up to sydney also, it gonna cost more. must start saving liao. at the same time, also clear my license, so that can drive there. i think i must be crazy. i am thinking of taking up another student for tuition. i am now almost half dead with 3. reach home so damm late almost everyday. then still not sleeping but come online chit chat play game. i am a little hooked on maple now btw. thanks to edmund for introducing me. take another student?? erm... see how lah. u see, money spurs me on. with the pathetic pay army gives me, i am so gonna be a poor man when i ORD.

haiz. i really hope to be able to go to aussie yr end with my best friend. hope he dun last minute pang seh lah. i also try not to last min pang seh. heard that?

Thursday, June 22, 2006

bad day

what a bad day for me. truly suay day. woke up feeling really bad despite sleeping early yest. then while i was sleeping on tue night, my leg suddenly had a cramp. dunno why also. till now, the muscle is still hurting. then i woke up this morn limping around the house. luckily by the time i got out of hse, it was much bettter.

then came the 2nd bad thing. went to the MRT train and saw one train go off. so nvm, it wait for the next one. then guess what? i had to wait a bloody 15 min for the next train. train cock up. then came the train, too full. i was like ah heck lah. late loh. luckily my boss never say anything much.

then the 3rd bad thing. i almost lost my camp pass. which equals to $50 plus 3 extras. i seriously fuck care the extra, but $50!!! i alrealdy blew so much money on cab fare, dun wanna spend more money for something not worth it. luckily edmund found it. think it flew off while i was scurrying around the med ctr! thanks edmund.

it is just a bad day where things gone really bad. luckily for me, i just realise something good that sort of made up my bad day.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

something is seriously wrong with me. had a super long day and now i am still damm awake?? almost fell asleep while at the med ctr during the IPPT. then almost fell asleep during benjamin's tuition session that he must be thinking, WTF is he teaching? i seriously also dunno what i am blabbering. i think i did doze off for one instant and he did question me when i told him something that is not right. which means he understood what i taught him!!! i am glad he has improved after like 6 sessions with him. hope he is not the gone case type.

and another thing, i realise that having an injured thumb really makes one partially handicapped. for example, when on my phone, keep pressing the wrong button, esp during sms. then when writing, got a bit of handicap also. worse when it comes to sorting out paper. i am like having butter fingers. can't even open the plastic ziplock bag for medicine properly. can imagine how clumsy i look like in the dispensary today? cant' hold CDs properly. can't sms properly. can work properly. oh god. just because of one stupid deep cut kena yesterday. it was like bleeding for a whole 10 min before it stopped. some of the forms got my blood stain on it. LOL.

and one more thing. dunno if i shld feel guilty. goes like this. this person is like always sleeping during office hrs. even though it isn't very busy, but still sleeping while everyone is outside working is still unacceptable. and somemore he got a eye patch!!! i was like WTF!!! so i 'pao toh' loh. my first time leh. this thing always edmund do one. i finally convinced myself tat it's alright cause of his attitude. he thinks he gonna be 100 % kena post out, so he is like yaya. quite pissed with his attitude sometimes. keep giving excuses and for things not done, then always say later later later.... the best thing today was i think he didn't suspect me at all. he was like complaining in front of me and i still managed to keep a straight face and look straight in his eyes and told him "i dunno who also". oh god! i am such a gd liar.

ok enough crap. shld try to sleep or else i will be super zombified tmr.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

youtube

didn't go out this weekend. despite my 2 days off, where i get to stay at home. not going out means one thing, saving some money, though i blew it all today when i bought some pants.

i realise youtube is so damm addictive. whether it is funny video, screen captures, some erm... M18 stuff, outrageous things, can't stop watching it. was home yest, so was browsing through the video clips from the 17th golden melody awards. it sure does look a very enjoyable event. not like those awards locally... erm... it is '份猪肉'(giving out pork), who comes get the awards. sometimes, i wonder if the particular celebrity alreadly know if he or she is getting the award, then he or she decide to come. some really enjoyable clips, like yanzi's performing, and there is anothe clip of eason's performance before hers. also online is the performance by zhang zhen yue, mc hotdog and patty hou, singing '我爱台妹' (i love taiwan girls). didn't patty could look so hot and wild, in fact she reminds me of elva during the performance. for me, i didn't like those rap songs much but for 我爱台妹 it is so addictive to me...

我爱台妹 台妹爱我 对我来说 林志玲算什么 ( i would choose 林志玲 over 台妹!!)
我爱台妹 台妹爱我 对我来说 侯佩岑算什么

and there is another clip, for the best male artise award, they showed last yr incident, where wang lee hom went onto stage when it was not him who won the award. the part was funny, esp when the 2 host are xiao s and matilda tao.

other than the golden melody awards, there are 2 clips that has become freakingly famous throughout the net nation. first would be the hong kong bus uncle. it shows this uncle, who starts to curse and swear at another guy who was sitting behind him on the bus, apparently after the guy went to tell the uncle off for talking too loud on the phone. the conversation was quite vulgar, but funny at times, esp the "I'm under pressure, you are also under pressure' part。 LOL. then with all the fu*k part. erm.... one thing one could learn from this video would be the cantonese for "f ur mother". i wouldn't comment on who is in the wrong as i am not exactly sure how this whole thing started. apparently, this had attracted a lot of media attention in hong kong (this was quite some time ago i think).

another more recent one happened locally, titled ' singapore lift auntie'. showed a clip of a women, the lift auntie, screaming at the camera man (apparently a camera phone) while a security guard was preventing her from bashing up the camera man. i am not very sure about what had happened, i guess something to do with her dog. can hear the auntie screaming ' he kicked me first'. so is it the camera's guy fault or just the auntie being ridiculous? no one really knows. this was on the news paper alreadly and i guess we could get the whole story soon. and the worse thing is there seems to be a little girl, apprently the daughter of the camera man, who was beside him during the whole incident. guess the little girl would have experienced some form of shock.

another one that was reported on the newspaper was a singapore school girl being beaten up by a few other girls. i have not seen this yet. seems like posting some home made video thing has become a trend nowadays. with camera phones having video capabilites, such videos are really easy to made. remember the RJ teacher a few yrs back? that was the first of such case i guess. then came tammy's video. tat was a instant hit around singapore and even the world. heard of more of such clips like tammy's. then now this lift auntie. makes you think, are camera phones, or the 3G phones clips becoming a trend? is this technology really good in this sense? i believe it is always about how people misuse technology. don't blame technology. blame themselves. on the other hand, if not for these clips, where are we going to get entertainment?? true blue reality tv i guess.

the hong kong bus uncle clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FctMuabHk3s

the lift auntie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlDqDFWW5rs

oh man. i love youtube.

Monday, June 12, 2006

woohoo! had early release today. my current boss i think is really freaking slack. ask early release or off sure can one. haha. he himself go off early also. so i am home by 4 pm. wah shiok, esp when it is my duty yest. this mth duty just got lesser. the new birds have just taken over some of our duties. hahaha. shit man, having the ord mood liao. keep thinking of ord ord ord liao, when it is like almost 6 months away.

went out with yz on sat. went to dragon gate at harbourfront to eat dim sum buffet. the dim sum there not bad, just got a bit sick of the oily food. realise my appetite is not big liao. eat a little full liao, despite skipping breakfast, which made me freaking hungry during the buffet. i guess it is the waiting for food that makes me full. went to watch the omen at cathay after tat. the show is only ok, almost fell asleep during the show, then was literally frightened awake. wah lau, got one part, where the dog suddenly came barking out, made me jump in seat. i was like falling asleep then suddenly jolted awake. i guess that was the only highlight of the show. and the kid damien wasn't scary at all. the creepy thing got to be the prophecies. i guess these prophecies are somehow became true not because of the person being able to see the future, but things, natural disater,war, will surely happen in future, and the thing is people usually link the even to the particular prophecy, not the other way round.

came home early and so manged to watch this clip. stephanie sun performing at the golden melody awards in taiwan, belting out golden hits like 愛要怎麼說 一路上有你 你的背包 and her duet with eason chan, 有一點動心. really a marvellous performance, despite her forgetting her lyrics when singing 一路上有你. it was totally a enjoyable experience. and tanya finally won best female artist. really like her songs, esp her new song beautiful love! have yet to watch the whole event yet.

stephanie's performance.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

finally got a mp3 player after so damm long. too bad lah. only now then have the money to buy. decided the 1gb muvo tx fm player from creative was suitiable for me. can use as thumbdrive as well. 1GB. not too big, not to small. cost 149. ok lah price. but the free gift was a bit sad case. they run out of the small speaker and then they replace it with a speaker (damm big one) plus a piece of creative earphone. i sold the speaker to ah tee. the creative earphone is good, but erm, it is in freaking pink!!! not just a little bit of pink, but very pink!!! i have no qualms on guys wearing pink, but having pink accessories is a bit erm...... one month tuition fee gone.

talking abt tuition, i have another student now. wah lau, almost everynight have tuition. feel a little like dying liao. everyday reach home at 10 plus. it is not the tuition session that kills, but the travelling. how nice if i were to have my own car, or my own bike. recently, the idea of riding a bike and zooming down the road kept spinning in my head. i just dreamt of riding a bike a few night before. at least i dun have to squeeze in the public transport with others...

Sunday, May 28, 2006

crowds at orchard is really mad on weekends. i dun really like to go during weekends. to eat, have to queue. to shop, have to queue. take bus come home, also must queue. i think for the ladies, there is one more thing to queue for: the washroom.

meet up witht he SO7 gang as chung is back in singapore. I haven seen him since we graduated from college. He still looks the same. The strange thing is that even though we haven kept in contact for so long, we don't have the unfamilar feeling. went for lunch and we talked a lot. i was particularly interested in the cultural difference between us and the US. an example he gave us was the word 'rubber' and 'eraser'. in the US, an eraser is not called a 'rubber' and 'rubber' actually refers to condom. so can you imagine when he says 'anyone has seen my rubber?' in class?? and he is actually learning chinese!!! don't know when's the next time we gonna meet as he said he may not be coming back for the next few yrs as he has some summer research thing. another thing was we were like interogating kai ning on her relationship. we all agreed it was kind of surprising that she was the first among us to get attached. me and yingxuan were talking and we were both the type that wait for the other half to fall down from sky type. but kaining is also such person i think. so i guess her 'yuan fen' came eariler. i really do believe in fate.

was in HMV today and this song 'walk away' by fan yi chen was really addictive and i really like his album a lot! plus the song 'love story'. definitely one of my fav albums of the yr. and i heard tanya's new song on 933 today. it is just so lovely addictive.

her mtv for her new song 'Beautiful Love'.

Friday, May 26, 2006

captain planet vs lieutanant XXX

" you think i don't dare to call lieutanant XXX to come down and charge you?"

" You think i scared ah. I call Captain Planet come down then you know.."

The above was the words exchanged between my snr medic and my crazy clerk. wah lau. he was like drunk or high on drugs loh. he was in a stupor the whole day, and still dare to say that to my snr medic. I actually heard it from my driver and i was like laughing so hard at it. Didn't know that crazy guy can come out with something so creative. No wonder what i heard my snr medic screaming was "what the fu*k". ( i was hiding away from the scene. who would be so stupid to stay down there)

i was so bored the other day and i was surfing around on youtube, watching all the stupid funny video. what caught my attention was takeshi castle. This famous japanese game show where players have to go through many many rounds of mostly physical challenges and then go through a final battle with takeshi to win the prize. This was a freaking long ago show. Still remember i like to watch it when i was young. some of the challenges were freaking funny. like jumping into the hole and if the hole has a monster, you lose immediately. then crossing a bridge, then halfway have to catch a ball, then continue on, while more balls are being shot at you to bring you down. so damm nice to watch!!

more youtube video that i enjoy
this is quite disturbing tv commercial. but it was freaking funny.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

after a 2 days mc at home, i don't feel like going back to work again. this is life. once you stop, you don't feel like moving on. spent the first day of my mc sleeping cause i was feeling so damm drowsy and restless the whole damm day. the 2nd day was spent right in front of my comp.

finally finished watching 仙剑奇侠传. the ending is just so damm sad. almost all the character died. the part where ling er pulled herself through, when she had promised xiao yao that she will not die, and how xiao yao didn't want to see her suffer and ask her to go. oh my god. that part was really heart wrenching. what a sad love story....

don't feel like writing much. found this funny japanese video on youtube. those crazy japs...

Sunday, May 21, 2006

fun???tasia

was a hectic day today... haiz. went back to nj with kim, peiling n kaining. the place has changed qutie a bit. feel so unfamilar with the new environment. dun even know any of the juniors around. btw, the funtasia was kind of sian. really nothing much to do. it was just stalls at the canteen, then the linkway and the road leading to the tutorial blocks. it is nothing compared to the one we did 2 yrs ago. tat was really a funfair. then, there was this mood, the joyful, the cheerful, the hip feel. but today, i was just totally disappointed with the funtasia. we were like walking around the school looking for teachers and visiting our old classroom instead of the fun fair. when we went back to our old tutorial class, we were surprised to find that the mural we drew was still there! other classrooms were given a new coat of paint, but for our class, they only painted the parts not covered by the mural. at least our work is still gonna be around for quite some time. a few changes to the school here and there. the canteen toilets are now like wow! and there are additions like tables at the linkway for the canteen, new paint on some areas. after walking aimlessly for a while, we decided it was too sian so we left to go K. doubt i am gonna go back to nj...

watched poseidon too. it was not as bad as what reviews has said. at least it did keep me on the edge of my seat throughout the show. can even feel nervous for the actors, my palm was like kind of sweaty u see. story plot was like qutie rubbish, but the action was good. though the plan sound kind of ridiculous, it was really exciting to watch. and the part where the old man was asked to shake off the guy (the crew member) at the lift was ... i dunno what to say also. for survival, it was no choice, but can one really bear to do that? and one good thing was there was no draggy storyline. action began shortly after the movie started. overall, a gd show!~

tmr duty. sianzzz

Monday, May 15, 2006

music overdose

was on the bus on my way back from camp when i heard this blooper by 崇庆

"火山已冒出“椰浆” ...." He meant '岩浆' actually. i was like laughing quite hard as this mistake. imagine coconut milk flowing out of the volcano. reminds me of a youtube clip where a newscaster mentioned 'blowjob' out of the blue. i shall try to look for that video again. and the dj were laughing so hard after that. i think some people who weren't paying much attention to the radio wouldn't have noticed this mistake. it was something like this for me too. initally, it was like nothing, oh, the volcano has erupted, but then suddenly it dawned on me "椰浆"???

now seems like an auspicious period for the entertainment industry. so many albums are released in this period. and so many movies too!! MI 3 and poisedon just opened not too long ago. then xmen 3 coming up. also da vinci code, the hedge, scary movie 4, superman blah blah blah. all those movies me wanting to watch. still remember there was a period where there was practically nothing to look forward to at the theatres, but then all of a sudden, all the most anticipated movies start to pop out.

a lot of new songs worth recommending too. bought jolin's new album. her ballads are much more better than previous works and of course her dance tracks are good as expected. recommended songs include "马德里不思议" , "假装", "心型圈". and her song from the album from her previous company "我要的选择" is just too good. people are gonna get a jolin overdose these days.

other recommended albums include tracy su's. a refreshing voice compared all the singers nowadays. it's always good to have a soothing familar voice among the new singers. and there is this new singer tank., with recommended tracks like 我们小时候, 独唱情歌, 曙光.

i am getting music overdose nowadays....

Saturday, May 13, 2006

woohoO!! totally enjoying this long weekend of mine. so sad that it's gonna end soon. spent all my time watching tv and on my comp. going to complete 仙剑奇侠传. a really tragic story. and also watch a lot of crap show. like yest on 我猜我猜我猜猜猜 , they were looking for girls with 娃娃音 and some of them, the voice is really tooo much!!! for people who complain abt 林志玲's 爹声,these girls are much worse!!!


this is the famous 林志玲's “才不会忘记你呢!”


i seriously have nothing much to write that i am writing crap....

Monday, May 08, 2006



as my long weekend approaches, i am feeling much better as the days go by. haven had a proper weekend for 2 weeks continuously. now, having to wake up early morning on sat, then having duty on sun, i haven been sleeping to my max for 2 weeks. can imagine how zombie i am. can see panda rings appearing around my eyes (then y am i still here blogging??)

went up with the np gang last sat. haven met up for quite some time. everytime we meet, we would be doing some crazy or 'exotic' acitivity, but this week, we just went shopping and steamboat at marina (if you consider that exotic enough). can't believe that i actually went to marina twice in a week. imagine how much weight i gonna put on after the 2 feast. food at chin huat indeed looks much cleaner, compared to the one i went to last time (dunno wat's the name, the one beside chin huat). the prawns were really yummy!! but it actually rained halfway, thanks to tee's big mouth, but they actually had this shelter thing that can open up when it rain. the main topic for us for the night was actually the general elections. we all want to get home early to watch the results. can imagine how 激动 kunying was when the elections results are out. perhaps it is because i am much older now, i began to look at the elections from another view, the view opposing the govt. i started to put more notice to the opposition this time round. in this ge, they a indeed a group to watch out for. the actions of the govt, esp the james gomez incident really disgust me. it is like playing dirty, taking advantage of your opponent, stiking them when they are at their weakest point. i am not surprised by the results this yr, hoping to see a greater oppposition power next time, see how they could change the parliament and their policies.

been watching lots of crap variety show like 志永智勇电力学校 and 康熙来了. xiao S is really a interesting character to watch, the show is just so different without her. she was talking abt her sch life with some of her classmates like 大S, 阿雅 and it made me miss sch life a bit. besides the studying part, sch life is actually so fun and then making good friends. it's quite a pity that sch friends actually drift apart after we graduate. as for 志永智勇, i admit i am watching it more for 林志玲,but sometimes the 'students' from the show really spice the show up.

Jolin really dances well!!!!! her new song 舞娘

Friday, April 28, 2006

it's has been an exciting week. was attached to ADF med grp at HQMC. yeah! no need to stay in camp to do all the shit. in fact, at ADF, except for all the carrying, unloading, loading, it is quite slack. in fact, with so many people helping, the loads were still managable.

what i had to help out with is actually a peace support operation container. it is something like a mobile hospital. i was at the operating theatre section. what we had to do is to expand the container and then set up the theatre. from outside, the container looked like it is automated, but what they didn't know was that we were pushing from outside. even today, during the launch, some of the officers thought it was automated, but too bad it is not. talk abt 3G army.

today, the lauch was really successful. it was really panic time during the deployment. me, being at the OT, had to open up the container from scratch and then push the side walls out. the wall on my side almost got stuck, and before we even finish setting up the OT, the chief of army was alreadly outide the container, waiting to come in to look through. but luckily, all went well and we were constantly being praised. the reward?? dunno got how many days off, haven decided yet. hope it would be at least 2-3 days.

after the launch, by right we were supposed to keep everything, but it was cat 1, so we get to slack inside the officer mess at hqmc. the mess is really really nice. think it is the nicest mess i ever seen. and of course, we get to drink duty free beer. shiok! dun mind being attached here more often, and no need to do all the shit in camp. but dun think sgt nur would want to attach us out again.

i think i am high on alcohol now. tmr still have tuition and i got a new assignment! now hoping to get maybe 1 more on a weekday. money money money!!!

Sunday, April 16, 2006

long weekend!!

the long weekend has finally come to an end. i got off on thu, so got an extra day of rest. In total 4 days of no work!! I feel like a civilian. Dunno if i should make it a 5 day break. play some stunt tmr. no mood to work after such a long break

at least i did something during this break. my new comp is all set up and ready and my room is much neater now, without disc and books lying all abt my room. the LCD screen really free up a lot of space from my desk. my cock up printer has also been exchanged and now it is working fine. also carried on watching 仙剑奇侠传. Some of the parts are funny, but the love between 逍遥 and 灵儿 is so touching. the funny thing i just watched was the son of the 蛤蟆精. Though there has been so many computer graphics in this show, why can't they make the character out of computer graphics instead of getting someone to wear the funny looking suit. looks like some oversized teletubbies like tat.

been so bored that i found quite a lot of crap on youtube. this got to be the ultimate lame crap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-oSbYhxrY

Imagine if you watch this video before take off.

Monday, April 10, 2006

sexy english

This is seriously some funny shit!!! What a way to learn english...

Warning: This is M18 stuff..... or maybe NC16??


http://youtube.com/watch?v=7mv-lep67uI

and cockpit????

Sunday, April 09, 2006

weekends...

I never really appreciate weekends until army. During BMT, it was the only time at home and it was a very very short one. sometimes, only from sat afternoon till sun evening. It is the only time where i can do whatever i want, go wherever i want to go and sleep all i want. During SMM, at least weekends were longer and i could go out with my frens. Now, at unit, it is the same too, but many weekends have to be burnt due to duties. So i dun mind other people kena extra and cover more duties. Everyday is just sometimes spent counting down towards the weekends. Suffering from monday blues, tuesday blues, until wed, where my mood becomes better. Then thu, i feel much happier and on fri, yes! TGIF!!!! Weekends are only days where i can sleep till 11 or 12pm without people disturbing. Although sometimes, i may feel that sleeping through weekends is a total waste of it, but sleeping till your fill is just so enjoyable. i just feel so fresh and energetic when i wake up. So i will be very happy if i am getting a full weekend. sat are meant to go out and have fun, sun is meant for sleep and recuperation. Lucky me, i only have one weekend duty this month (thanks to someone getting extra), and it is on the 30th. gonna have 2 more free weekends, plus the long gd friday weekend! 4 more days to a long break!

IPRE was finally over. the inspector only came down during the last day and he seems quite pleased with what we have done. so glad we didn't have to repeat it. wearing the mask is indeed suffocating. and with the suit on, it doesn't even help much when there are 2 fans blowing directly at you. And there are so many bloody forms to fill up that patients can't help but feel pissed. I feel pissed too ok?

and there is bad bad news. by right, after this week, it would be lull period, but due to some evaluation thing, we got to have lessons all the way!!!! sianz. sianz sianz. ok ok, i shouldn't be complaining, there are other ppl who have much more worse life than me. ok, shut up.

was watching miss singapore universe just now. the question thrown to the girls is "what is your take on the notion that foreign guys are much better than singaporean guys?" are foreign guys really much better than local guys? some girls have complained that singaporean guys are less sensitive and are MCPs. but look at some foreigners, i seems to think that they have much worse attitude than locals. What one of them said was true, local guys have the same moral values as the girls whereas foreigners, esp westerners have an entirely different sets of moral values. Looks wise, i do agree that some singaporean guys are too small compared to the western guys, but why have a big guys when girls themselves are so small size? On this topic, it has set me thinking, are foreign girls much better than local girls? btw, miss singapore ain't tat fabulous....

Saturday, April 01, 2006

April's Fool!!!

yeah! finally got my new comp. paying by instalment, all my myself. i told my mum, i shall pay for it since i want it. so luckily got some extra income from tuition, i am able to pay for it. But getting this comp up and ready is really shitty. initially, the modemn could not work. had to call ppl to find out and solve it. spent the whole of yest night doing it, finally done. then, the printer cock up. i suspect the fuse has blown, and i have to wait for the company to come and do a replacement. but i ain't complaining that much.... with a much bigger hard disk, yeah, i can ......... (shall not say out here. those who know me will know)

been a busy and hectic wk. work for IPRE is going on. have to set up tentage and set up barricades around the medical centre. plus the admin work that is involved. gd that can siam life run due to the preparation. also went for SAR 21 conversion on wed. it is really a relatively much easier rifle to fire. but for night shooting, i still kuku. dun care lah. just pray to pass range, which is next mth!!!!

today is april's fool. haven play a fool on ppl yet.... since there is no sch, no work, hard to find ppl to play with. unless call them lah, tell them some crap shit things..... haha. i am not in the mood to do so... but still, it is not the end of the day. going for tuition later... but cannot anyhow play with my student lah... let me see, who can i ka jiao???

Sunday, March 26, 2006

after slacking for 3 days, i dun feel like going back to work. the temptation of getting a MC is really big, since my rhinitis is getting worse these days. well, shall see how things go tmr morning. got an off on friday cause the bloody IQA finally came!!

what a gd start to the week. was doing duty checks on mon morning when nur called and said IQA coming down!!! i was like shit loh. so many things still haven clear. as expected, a lot of things kena whack! but in the end, we still got a pass for overall score!! nur told us that at anothe camp, they score lower than us... think won't be getting last liao. so after the IQA, it seems like i dun have the mood to work anymore. just do what i have to do for the day and then tat's it. either reading my novel or playing games on the comp. even got early release on tue and wed!! so it was in fact no work so almost a gd whole week. no wonder i am not in the mood to work..

got a new student for tuition. sec 2 science. realise that now sec 2 sci is so much different from last time. quite a lot of stuff we learn in sec 3 sec 2 now teaching liao... NS really degrades one's brain. a lot of stuff i actually forgot!!! almost forgot what is van der waals forces!!!! so i guess when i am free next week, gonna read thru my stuff again, if not gonna go there and sia suay myself...

meet up with yz also, who just came back from india. bought be 'kama sutra' WTH!! btw buddy, i haven got the time to read it yet, but thanks anyway. we sort of visited smu and we were quite impressed by it. it is much bigger than i expected, so new, so high tech, so.... dunno what to say. am having thoughts of changing sch liao.. met esther zheng there also. it was such a coincidence! argh!!! i miss school so much!! so much freedom!!! want to study then study, dun want to study then slack, play... can't wait for school to start!!!!!! argh, still long to ord... we dropped by the new cathay cineplex also. looks quite grand. dunno abt the inside though. saw ding zhiyong and wu xu ma li from yes933 there. so sad no one actually stopped to watch them host the show... they are like talking talking and people just walked past them, bo chup them. at least i did try to smile at them... went to suntec for dinner and there was the superband concert there, which makes the whole place damm crowded!! and we saw felicia chin at swensens!!! didn't expect her to be taller than me!! or maybe it was because she was wearing heels, but she is indeed quite tall!

ok. end of my crap... dun feel like working.. want to go for a holiday!!!!!!!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

thought that IQA would really be coming this week, but chey, still haven come. wonder if this week they are coming down. seriously, i hope this shit would over soon, if not the suspense is really killing me. i dun care if we kena whack like hell, just come and get the shit done and over with. haizzz. after IQA is IPRE. ultra sian. gonna down protective gown, gloves and mask the whole day.

caught date movie with the guys from TGMC on wed. so farking funny show. I just love spoof movies. Though lame, i love how they creatively put plots of other movies into their own movies. i find the load of the rings part just too absurd. "damm you wizards!" hahaha. and the J-Lo in the movie with a bloody big butt. it is just so enjoyable! looking forward to scary movie 4. got a part with 'tom cruise' and 'oprah'.

i am now hooked on 仙剑奇侠传. the show is just so so so good!!! channel u had delayed the show for quite some time liao. The story is just so attractive. got so many cute girls. got ah nu, got yue ru and of course the cutest and lovable, zhao ling er!!!!!! her role just makes many guys fall for her and want to protect her. the way she says 'xiao yao ge ge' simply just melts my heart. but too bad the ending is a tragic one ( i went to read spolilers and spoilt it all for myself). and not to mention the songs in the show. love the song 六月的雨 so much..

一场雨把我困在这里
你冷漠的表情会让我伤心
六月的雨就是无情的你
伴随着点点滴滴痛击我心里
oh~我不相信你不是故意的
却为何把我丢弃在风雨里
oh~我不忍心也不想背叛你
惟有默默等你回心转意
我没有放弃也不会离你而去
哪怕要分开我依然等你
我全心全意等你的消息
终会有一天你会相信我我爱你
(一场雨想念你在我的心中都不可比拟你走后什么都已经消失在风雨里)

Saturday, March 11, 2006

my nokia 7250 just become so f*cked up that i decided, it's time to get a new phone. So i was thinking bwt 3230 and 750i, the later which will cause me to be 100 bucks poorer. in the end, i decided i couldn't bear to part with another 100, so i bought the 3230!!! At first look, it does look ugly, but after a while of fondling with it, it looks rather ok, where the big screen is gd! first problem, the phone does really lag...... quite a bit of inconvenience here and there... but generally still ok. even if it sucks, gotta bear with it, at least for a yr, unless i won 4D or i suddenly lose my mind and decide to spend 700 bucks to buy another phone.

tmr is ultra sianz. got duty and half of the med ctr staff are going back to work. Y? IQA loh. stupid thing. just tidied up the store room halfway yest and there are still gonna be lots more shit to be done. haiz. i just hope the iqa would really come next wk and get it over and done with!

i am freaking sianz now.......

Sunday, February 26, 2006

it has been a hectic week at camp, plus a hectic weekend. work is simply crazy and what makes things worse is tat some fuckers aren't willing to cooperate. shall not talk abt it.

meet up with cockster gang frm SMM yesterday. surprisingly mr aaron n miss elaine (or rather mrs ___, married liao) didn't fly aeroplane. went to k at cine. really a wonderful session spent with them. too long never sing liao. can feel tat i always cannot get the right pitch. must go to more k sessions! and must mention that we were laughing so hard at guo mei mei bu pa bu pa dance..... went to watch final destination 3 with aaron after tat. same old story plot. just different in how they die. some of the death are quite erm i should say say marvellous. i like the death at the gym. it was quite unexpected. can hear all the 'eee', 'woo','argh' from the audience. dunno why, i quite like such scenes leh. me becoming saddist liao. but seriously, plot is death but one thing is true is tat you cannot escape death. when it's time to go, one has to go. when time isn't up, even if one jump down from 100 storey, one wouldn't even die. and the movie serves me a reminder. be careful when going on a roller coster. check that the strap is tight and won't become loose. better still, have a manual strap that will be able to work even if the machine fails. and make sure no one brings any loose objects.

and then today, went to asian aerospace with tee. it was just too crowded. too many people. too many kids!!!!!!!!!!! if i were the parent, i wouldn't being a small kid to this type of event. having to stand in queue for a long period under the sun, how can a kid take it? and then they will just start fussing and make a whole lots of noise... and those baby carts are so in the way. dun they have a much better place to go to? wanted to go see the A380 initially, but the queue was like 2 hrs long. i was like forget it, it's not its last flight or last display. it's gonna be with SIA this yr and i am sure i got lots of chance to see it again. at least something that was satisfying was the aerial display, esp tat of the A380. i used to find the aircraft ugly looking but with the SIA livery, it does look stunning. wonder how the singapore air show is gonna be like 2 yrs from now......

a picture of the SQ A380

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

It's valentine's day and there is nothing much for me to be happy about actually. I am reminded of this day the first thing in the morning when i tune in to 933. throughout the whole morning show, the songs played are all love songs. and then it lead on to duet songs. there is thus no reason to forget that today is v day. so for those singles like me, what we can do is just to treat it like any other day and move on with life, or mourn and whine abt not having someone to spend the night with.

i have this thinking. couples don't necessary need to spend big money and do romantic stuff on v-day. when i love, i think everyday can be v day. just like you don't only be filial to your mother on mother's day itself. somehow, i feel that v-day has become so commercialised. roses are selling at ridicously high priced. what meal packages for couples. gifts for couples. these are all money making stuff. perphaps, this was my thinking, a thinking of a single guy. like what steve said, when you get attached, you would think differently. it is the quality time that both spend together. it can be as simple as cooking up a meal at home and watching a vcd together. that would truly be a 2 person world (er ren shi jie). many people ask questions like, where would you bring your first date to. for me i would like to being my date to an amusement park, like disneyland. i feel that the amusement park is a place of fun and joy and through all the laughter, i can see the real her. the happy her. other than the fun, there is also the romantic side. imagine 2 of us on the ferries wheel, on a merry-go round (girls love this stuff don't they). i think that a whole day spent there would be great! too bad singapore don't have such a park.

these few days in camp have been crazy. so many patients, most are ck cases. time just fly by and before you realise it, it is lunch time. just like yesterday, we only had lunch at 2pm! and this morning, people reported sick as early as 7 am. siao! i just woke up and i haven even had my breakfast! and to make things worse is paces. the reservist guys were unfamiliar with the system and surely there are lots of cock up, so people outside have to wait. and they end up complaining and complaining, and me being in the dispensary, naturally ended up with all the shit! one guy was saying " wah lau, the time spent waiting is longer than the time seeing the mo". eh please, which camp doesn't have that problem? in fact, which clinic or hospital doesn't have the problem? there are certain procedures that we have to follow and please just wait! you won't die from waiting! seriously, some of the reservist are just so ... dunno what to say. come to report sick at 9 pm, expecting us to send him to plc just because he had flu... and some come at night to endorse mc, demanding to see mo. hello! mo don't need to rest isit? i guess some people can see my face was black throughout the morning.

argh! i am so sick of this and i can't wait for ORD!!! now starting to count with 2 hands liao.....

and oh ya. to all out there. still wishing your a HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Monday, February 06, 2006

more MAD TV

What a hell boring & sianz week. having to work after 5 days of CNY break. plus all the late nights makes me keep wanting to sleep in camp. now have to stay in liao. sianz. but lets see how long this gonna be. i am sure it gonna be for a while only.

watched fun with dick and jane. it wasn't tat funny as other jim carrey movie used to be. the story plot was ok, but the jokes just weren't there! it was in fact quite a bore...

some U-tube
http://www.youtube.com/?v=Q5HjpMP1PKc
This is some funny shit. Whitney screws up the classics!

spoof on newly weds. jessica simpson & nick. funny too!
http://www.youtube.com/?v=sus397PPo88
dumb blonde jessica.
"Honey, is this chicken or fish?"

this got to be the classic.
http://www.youtube.com/?v=BlAboXaEmtQ
look at 'mariah' at the ending. i couldn't stop laughing for a whole 5 minutes after tat!!!! notice that that is the same person.

boo boo. cannot use youtube in camp. no shockwave player. think i shall download at home and install it there.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

gong xi fai cai!

GONG XI FA CAI!!!!

today, being the first day of chinese new yr. haha. slept till almost noon then wake up, prepare to go out. went to my grandma hse. it was rather sian down there that i felt like getting out of the hse asap. just sitting there and watching tv, and there is nothing much on tv also. only gd thing is getting hongbaos. but i guess most of the sum i get will go back to my mum. it is like exchanging money bwt families. My mother give my cousin 20 bucks and i get back 20 bucks from my aunt. and of course, me being only son, my mum will surely lugi a bit. only when i get to my maternal grandma hse, then got mahjong to play. never play money also not shiok. hehe. i alreadly ask my cousin to bring his mahjong set to my hse tmr. haha. the feng shui master on tv said those people born in the yr of tiger will have 'heng cai'. so hope tmr can win some money. or better, can win the hongbao draw!!!!!!!

some funny clips for the new yr. this is a spoof of desperate housewives by MadTV. freaking funny. the 'housewives' look like freaks!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1UoookLkmg

and there is this commercial on IPad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb6YjYjbw8M

hahaha. I love MADTV!!! reminds me of the one on memoirs of a geisha. couldn't stop thinking abt the spoof even when watching the movie itself. esp the 'you are ready' part. and roswandy and i kept talking abt it in camp!

talking abt memoris of a geisha. it is slightly different from the bk itself. a lot of details that i could remember in the book was not shown on screen. of course, making a movie has its limitations. gong li as hatsumomo was great! she was really a bitcH! and i find that the actress who act as pumpkin look funny.

"I can put fist in my mouth"
"50 yen i stay all night"
"40"
"50 firm. I can shoot ping pong balls ........."
"SOLD!"

Saturday, January 28, 2006

woof woof

time passes quickly. it's going to be chinese new year again. still remember the last chinese new yr was spent with botak head, but with a much slimmer body. as i grow older, cny seems less fun to me. in the past, i like chinese new yr so much. go so many food to eat, got so many hongbao. but now, i dun have a strong feeling for new yr. it is just like any other day, except no sch or work. then dressing up and visiting relatives, so whom i have not seen since the last new year. so, i have not seen them for so long, so naturally, i would forget how to address them, or even how they are related to me. I mean not those of my immediate family, but those distant relatives. one gd way is just to smile smile and then 'gong xi fa cai' and get away with it. but lah, it is quite rude to do so. so i need to have my parents beside me. they are like sort of my reference bk or dictionary. getting information from them.

food wise. CNY food doesn't seem much diff from the one we have been eating daily. i guess in the past, where CNY is such a joyous and a much look forward to occasion is because people dun get to have meat, fish, chicken much during normal days, so the occasion to indulge in such food would be CNY. but nowadays, everymeal has meat, fish, chicken (literally) and it makes CNY food looks almost the same. of course there are the indulgence food such as abalone that we get to eat mostly during CNY. i remember there was one episode of the tv show, abt the GIANT supermarket one, one contestant won 88 cans of abalone. wow. wonder how she is gonna eat them all. can go visit relatives n friends with 2 cans of abalone liao. and abt snacks. nowadays, the snacks are like available even during non cny and thus the food seems so common also. the one i am craving for the most would be 'ba gua', which i think is ridiculously priced. 1 kg for $42!!!!!!

just finished cleaning the house with my mum. threw away so many rubbish. didn't realise my room have got so much things. gotta throw some away, if not there isn't any place to keep them all. then it is on to the cleaning. i lift up my comp and was simply amazed by the amt of dirt under it. then one thing that is hard to clean is the keyboard. there are just so many dust trapped in bwt the keys. i think i gonnna clean my keyboard again. it is just too dirty! can't imagine i was cleaning the hse from 8pm to 12 midnight.

not gonna write anymore. wishing everyone a happy chinese new yr!! all the best for the coming year of dog. woof! woof! (i am thinking of having a doggie....)

Friday, January 13, 2006

funny

yeah. cleared my AMPT. at first thought how difficult the thing gonna be, but then, chey. just do normal PAM and then can liao loh. dunno last yr how come all of them fail. maybe it is because we got revision lesson this yr and also because ............ (some things cannot be said here). then the first 20 qns of theory is so fucking easy. was smiling and doing at the same time. was thinking, chey chicken feet. then from qn 21 onwards, i started to curse liao. then the ultimate one was qns 30 onwards. almost screamed CCB there. some of the things they ask our business meh??? just use common sense and whack lah!

been so boliao these days. some funny clips.
the first is a spoof of memoirs of a geisha trailer. haha. esp the "you are ready" part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=_AQvqsZFgDY

then there is this another clip on america's next top model. i love the lady who is impersonating tyra banks. the way she imitate tyra is so freaking funny!!!
"and you are on your way on becoming america's next top model"
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4051/SNL_America_s_Next_Top_Model_Spoof.html

taking abt ANTM, cassandra is so stupid!! just because she dun want to cut her hair shorter, the quited. WTF

Sunday, January 08, 2006

rainy days.....

It has been a wet and cold day. been raining non stop since this morning.... i am all wrapped up, even at home. just so so so so cold. even yest, while we were at ubin, it also rained.

and yup. our annual visit to ubin. the same old ppl, peishan, leeching, kunying, teewei n me. before we even travelled to the jetty, it alreadly rained. and while we were cycling halfway, it rained also and we were stuck outside the toilet at mamam beach, and our only source of entertainment was kunying's camera. cycled somemore and it rained again. ultra sianz. at the end, we were all dirty n wet. but it is the company that we enjoyed most! It is really amazing that despite we meet up only like once every few months, but everytime, we have tons of topics to talk abt. whereas with some people, though we meet everyday, we are hardly able to get a proper conversation going. anyway, it was a really nice day spent with them.

watched renci charity show just now on tv. it seems really hard to get donations after the nkf saga. of course, renci seems like the innocent party, but ' yi zhi gun da fan zhen chuang ren', loosely translated; one rod can overturn the whole boat full of people. people aren't going to part with their money so easily, esp with the doubt on where their money is going to. but looking on the other side, there are really people that need our help. so don't ever give up on charities. i donated $5 too. it is not much, but i hope i can help a bit. talking abt helping, i should also try to do a bit of chairty work in my free time nowadays. ok, i shall try.

argh!!! ampt coming up next wk. hope i dun cock it up....

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Looking back.....

Finally it is the year 2006. The year i am going to ORD in!!! How sad it is to spend new yr eve and the first few hrs of 2006 in camp. but, at least i get to rest for 2 days after my duty. wat a lonely new yr. only me and roswandy in camp, wishing each other happy new yr.... how lame.... spent the new yr talking to pinkie too. haven met pinkie n gang for a long time. but managed to have breakfast with him today!

a look at the yr 2005.
Well, it was a whole yr in army. 6 months in BMT. lost weight. became more vulgar. guess these are the 2 major change in me. Actually i quite miss those days in bmt. our super slack program. getting to sleep almost every aftermoon. how we sabo ppl in section 4. all the nonsense and shit in the bunk. it was really fun. and we really knew each other very well after 6 mths together. a pity we weren't tat close and we never really kept in touch after bmt.

then it was on to SMM. made a lot of gd frens there, like pinkie, derek, aaron ang (tat idiot now MIA liao) n miss elaine. cockster gang. SMM was damm slack, but enriching. really learnt a lot of things there, despite always sleeping or talking during lectures. and not forgetting all the IV sessions. now i see needle, haha, chicken feet. poke where u want... became much closer to pinkie, always talking abt dark vader blackie. haha. it was a nice 9 weeks course there.

then got posted out to tg gul camp. bloody ulu place. still remember the first day i went there, i was like bloody sian. the whole place is so bloody run down. but soon realise days there are not bad. it is really good compared to other centres. still gonna spend closer to 1 yr there. hope life would get better!

What i want for 2006?
Life is really becoming a bore. I want to learn something. Driving is first on my list, provided i have $$. so i need tuition lobang. probably gonna start learning a language too, maybe jap. i want to make my life more enriching, start getting the brain cells to work again least they become dead before i go to uni. Lose some more weight also. Maybe erm....... 80kg?? and of course waiting for my ORD to come!!!!!!