Tuesday, September 07, 2004

samsung x430

went with my mum to apply for her line and get this new phone with my plan. she got the new samsung X430 and this phone is damm funny man. from the phone are all so funny or shld i say crap. what totally cracked me up was one with 'meowing' ringtone. then there was this ringtone which started with normal ringing sound. then after a few rings, even got someone say 'hello' and some stupid song started playing. was playing with these tones on the taxi yesterday and even the taxi driver was laughing.

studying sucks. can only manage to revise for a while before i feel like sleeping or eating. Have to go for econs lesson tmr. think maybe i stay in sch to mug after tat, provided that i am not sleepy as i have been sleeping at 3am everyday since the start of the holiday.

watching tv everyday nowadays. i am so hooked onto 'yi tian tu long ji'. never like to watch such martial arts stories before but seems like this time round yi tian ru long ji seems to make a difference for me. and friends is coming to an end. i only started watching friends i think season 7 or 8, the one where chandler and monica screw in the hospital (yes i remember tat). tat was also when emma was born. so sad to day tat it would be the last episode next week. qutie amazing that it has been running for 10 yrs. what i like about FRIENDS was the humour in it. the jokes are not just lame, but it can really crack one up. another thing shld be the chemistry between the actors. i love joey's stupid himbo character. maybe channel 5 will do a re run of all the episodes, like last time they did with season 1.

found this thing on talkingcock.com damm funny. a sacarstic review to s'pore govt begging ppl to have babies. and i think the 5 days working week doesn't really see to help. now ppl have to work longer hrs on weekdays and then have off day for sat. same thing, ppl would be too tired anyway to spend time with family or to go dating or to make babies. and no sch on sat, hardly possible i guess.

CUM IN ME SINGAPORE
[Sung to the tune of Count On Me Singapore, alternate lyrics by Kok Kok Klan]

There is a new law for us to follow
Just believe, just believe
We must make love for Singapore
To make babies, to make babies

Boys and girls, let's do our part
Stand together, butt to butt
Our birth rate is getting low, and we must stop it
To make babies, to make babies

There is a need to know sex is good and ain't a sorrow
So let's drop our pants and do what Steve Chia died for
I ejaculated in your ass, it's a disaster Singapore shares
Stop oral and anal sex, oh horny you and me
Let’s make babies, let’s make babies

Cum in me Singapore, cum in me and on my ass no more
Boys and girls, don't poke your butts,
Fark together, test your luck
Our birth rate is getting low, and we must stop it
To make babies, to make babies

Chorus:
Cum in me Singapore, cum in me Singapore
Cum in me and on my ass no more(Repeated Chorus)

Cum in me Singapore Singapore (FADE OUT)

courtesy of talking.com

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